I am the Anon Popper Coach. You need poppers...You always need poppers. Poppers make you feel better. Poppers make you be a good slave. I will fry your brain, make you feel like a good loser, and drain you hard. You will obey. You will serve. You will drain... And you will goon like a good loser. Your training and treatment will be hard... Enioy. :-)